i hate you. you are such a brat. you always try and mess things up for me. sometimes i can get you under control with home remedies, but this time i am just not sure. you don’t hurt quite as bad after i neti-pot and gargle with salt, warm water, apple cider vinegar and cayenne pepper, but you still hurt. and you have pretty much given the middle finger to hot tea with lemon and honey. i am pretty sure you are one part of a sinus situation, as i can feel the pressure in my face and my head feels like a balloon. but who knows, you could be strep- you jerk. don’t you know we live in the country now and i have to drive 30 minutes to pay someone too much money to tell me what your issue is this time? ugh.
i hope you are happy.
with the utmost contempt,
your pissed off human
ahoyfriend. 